Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*
Me: The windows were open
Mom: Though there are substantial amounts of evidence to prove that your statement is true, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
is this beautiful solidarity too much for you, anon?
(also, i feel bad for you.)